The Underwear Slingshot Theory

Mm-hmm. Okay? I found a size nine pair of underwear in his truck.

I don't know where those came- she's lying about that. Now- She's lying about that.

Now, Your Honor- She's lying about that. ... I'm a size five.

Okay? Now one of- both of those statements can't be true. It's- Is it you

don't know how they got there- I don't 'cause I don't- ... or it's not true

that they were there? There you go with the- Which one was it? I was driving- They

were there, weren't they? Now, I could have been driving down the

street with the win- with the music up. Somebody, a lady might've