The Unlikely Hero: The Chosen

Let me tell you about The Chosen. Not a chosen one… THE Chosen. A legendary figure

who believes—wholeheartedly—that destiny personally hand-selected him for greatness. <break time="1.0s" /> Now,

whether destiny actually did that… is up for debate. But he’s committed. He walks around

with this intense, dramatic energy, like he’s in the final chapter of some ancient prophecy—even

if he’s literally just standing in a parking lot. <break time="1.0s" /> His origin? Well… according

to him, he was chosen by a higher power. Sometimes he says it was fate.

Sometimes it was the universe. And sometimes… a mystical Moose deity with glowing antlers.

It really depends on the day. <break time="1.0s" /> The Chosen is known for three things: overconfidence,