The Useless Chandelier

I built a chandelier entirely out of plastic spoons, and it's the most useless thing

I've ever made. It started with 347 spoons, meticulously hot-glued together in a complex

spiral. It took six hours, and let me tell you,

three burned fingers later, the commitment was real. Finally,

it was done. I hung it proudly. Naturally, my cat,

a connoisseur of chaos, immediately tried to destroy it. The light barely

shines through, and honestly, it looks like a disco ball had a baby

with a cafeteria. But here's the thing: every guest who walks in stops