The Vanishing Texter Mystery

“Bro, we need to talk about that ONE friend who texts like their phone runs on limited

oxygen. You send ONE message and suddenly they vanish like the convo cost them

30% battery AND willpower. You’ll be like: ‘Yo, you free tomorrow?’

They hit you with: ‘Yeah, why?’ …AND THEN DISAPPEAR. Gone.

Offline. Respawn timer: unknown. They’ve entered the Shadow Realm of Ignored Messages.

And the worst part? I KNOW they saw my text. I saw the typing bubble for 0.2 seconds.

Then— BOOM —nothing. Like they got snatched by a demon mid-sentence. What happened, bro?

Did your phone explode AFTER you typed? Did you get drafted into a secret mission? Did the WiFi personally