The Walking Blobfish

On the ocean floor in the silt and sand lives a pink and white fish

with feet like a man. And he walks upright and he breathes the air.

If you ever meet him, you best beware. He'll bore you to death

if you give him the chance because he's the walking blobfish. He's the walking

blobfish. He's the walking blobfish. He talks your ear off,

you'll wish you were dead. He's got stories to tell of the sea and

land. But he's not dressed so well in his birthday band.

It's not for lack of wealth or a lack of style. He could buy