The Weirdest Age

I woke up in a freezer box. Last I knew, it was horse

and clocks. Now the world's got screens and socks and kids say

rizz while doing TikTok walks. They call me bro, they call me

slay. I asked for tea, they spilled it, hey.

There's tails on pants and ears on hats. And someone barked, was that a

cat? Skippity bop, what the heck is this? I blinked and

woke in a viral abyss. Skippity bop, I'm losing my grip.

They floss, they dab, they microchip. Skippity bop, I'm cryo-confused.