The Wild Story of Jonah

Listen, there is this wild story in the Bible where a guy gets

swallowed by a giant fish. His name was Jonah. God asked him

to go to Nineveh, but Jonah hopped on a boat instead.

God sends a massive storm. Jonah says it is his fault and tells them

to throw him overboard. The sailors toss him into the ocean,

and boom, a gigantic fish swallows him whole. Imagine being inside a fish's belly

for three days. No phone, no snacks, just you and fish guts.

Jonah finally prays and says sorry. The fish literally vomits him onto dry land.