The Worst Way to Answer "Tell Me About Yourself"

Do you know what most people do here? Most people give descriptive phrases about themselves,

adjectives. They'll say things like, "Oh, yeah,

sure, uh, my values are integrity, honesty, punctuality.

My only weakness is that I'm a perfectionist and I- I do things really well," right? Uh,

uh, no! No, connect with people. This is where you

build rapport. So, if you want to build rapport, let's say for example

I was applying, and w- we'll do some improv here, okay? Let's say example,

I was applying for, I don't know, head of innovation, uh, at Apple or something,