They Don’t Tell You About Parenting

I'm starting the official list. They don't tell you... 1.

How many times you will have to get up from where you're sitting. It's outrageous.

2. Each child, from the age of 3 through to 10, will create one

paper based art work per day. At which rate, you will own 2,555 priceless artworks

by the time they're in high school. Feel free to add your own 1.

You will at some point attempt to catch vomit in your hands. 2.

If you have more than one child are an unpaid referee. 3. Dealing with a 3

year old is like becoming a hostage negotiator, especially while running errands.