"Thirty is the New Seventeen"

I thought I'd be someone by now. Not just a playlist and a

bank account in red. I scrolled through photos of my friends' backyards.

Shit rents overdue, I guess. 'Cause thirty is the new seventeen. Except you hate

your knees and love caffeine. You're old enough to know better, too broke to

do a thing. You say "adulting" as a joke, but the punchline's wearing thin.

Yeah, thirty is the new seventeen. But the rent's triple what it's

ever been.