This Video Gets Worse Every Second

TITLE: “This Video Gets Worse Every Second” 0–2s 🎵 Windows error

sound Text on screen: “DO NOT BLINK.” 2–4s You (deadpan):

“Bro why is my phone breathing.” 4–6s Minecraft oof sound Zoom in 300% on

your face Text: “NPC MOMENT” 6–8s Cut to you wearing sunglasses indoors

You whisper: “They don’t want you to know this.” 8–10s Random cap cut on

your head Vine boom x2 Text: “FREE THINKER ALERT 🚨” 10–13s

You point at camera aggressively: “If you’re watching this… it’s already too late.”

13–15s Screen flips upside down Text: “SKULL ISSUE 💀”