This Video Has No Point

Say this in a fast, slightly distorted text-to-speech voice while random gameplay plays in the background:

Bro stop scrolling for half a second because this video literally has no point.

You ever walk into a room and forget why you’re there? Yeah that’s happening right now.

Anyway your brain ignores your nose unless someone mentions it, so now you can see

it and that’s on me, my bad. Also why do alarms sound louder when

you’re already stressed, like relax I’m awake. None of this information helps you at all but you’re still

listening which is kind of impressive. If you don’t like this video your phone is going to

autocorrect “lol” to something embarrassing. Capybara. Okay that’s it, you gained nothing,