Thoughts Sent to Everyone

Your phone just learned to read your thoughts and it sent the weirdest one to everyone

you know. I was sitting there thinking about lunch when my screen lit up with a notification

that said craving seventeen grilled cheese sandwiches and a bucket of ranch.

I didn't type that. The phone's robotic voice announced it out loud with this broken pitch

like a possessed speaker. I tried swiping it away but the screen flashed send

to all contacts in bright red letters. My boss. My ex. My dentist.

Everyone just got that message. I froze and looked at my phone whispering please tell me this

isn't real and the phone immediately repeated it in that same creepy voice to my entire contact