Three-Hour Power Nap Panic

I set my alarm for a 10-minute power nap. When I woke up, my phone said **three

hours later** and my body said **“new personality unlocked.”** I panicked, tripped over my

laundry, apologized to a chair, and ran outside wearing mismatched

shoes—one sneaker, one flip-flop. Turns out it was Saturday. I wasn’t late for

work. But my neighbors *did* watch me sprint down the street holding a toothbrush

like a microphone, whisper-yelling, “I’m not ready for this kind of fame.”