Three Years of Microwaved Fish

So I just found out that my coworker has been microwaving fish in the break room for three years

straight and nobody has said anything to him. Three years. We have all been

suffering in silence like some kind of corporate hostage situation. Turns out everyone

thought someone else would handle it. We literally had a meeting about

office etiquette last month and nobody brought it up. This man is walking around completely

clueless while the rest of us are breathing through our mouths like idiots. Tomorrow I am anonymously

leaving a air freshener on his desk. This ends now.