Timmy's Unusually Normal Day

It all started on a sunny morning. Birds were chirping, the sky was blue, and Timmy the Totally

Ordinary Kid was brushing his teeth like a responsible human. Very normal.

Extremely normal. But then— Oh! Uh… well… that’s odd.

A… toaster just walked past Timmy. But anyway! Back to the normal story.

Timmy headed downstairs for breakfast. He expected cereal. You know, cereal things.

But instead, his bowl politely said: “Good morning, Timmy!

Would you like extra crunch mode today?” Now, Timmy thought this was a little strange,

but he shrugged and said, “Uh… sure?” The bowl nodded. The bowl nodded.