Toothpaste Tube Quality Minefield

Your toothpaste tube survived thirty-nine specific disasters just to get to your bathroom.

Manufacturing isn't simple; it is a total minefield divided into three zones of chaos.

First, the printing. If we see Ghost Images or Unwanted Ink,

the machine stops immediately. Then the process gets physical. We are talking Crushed

Shoulders, Open Seams, or the dreaded Pinch Test Fail where the tube just bursts.

Even the cap isn't safe; we actually have to check for Embedded Black Particles, which is just fancy

talk for bugs or dust trapped in the plastic. It seems tiny, but a single Tilted

Cap screams low quality. We catch the small stuff so the brand doesn't fall apart