Tracking Device Delusion in Surgery Patient

A patient asked me to check if his wife planted a tracking device inside his body during surgery

last year. He was dead serious. Swore she was monitoring his every move through some kind of chip.

I tried explaining that's not how surgeries work, but he insisted I scan him with

our equipment. He even brought a list of dates and times when he felt the device

activating. My attending physician had to come in and spend twenty minutes convincing him that

no, his wife didn't bribe the surgical team to implant spy tech in his

abdomen. The wildest part? His wife was sitting right there in the room,

completely unfazed, like this happened every Tuesday. He finally calmed down when we showed