Trump Calls Gym a Waste of Time

President Trump just declared that hitting the gym is a total waste of time because

he thinks your body is actually a battery that runs out of juice. If you were looking

for a sign to cancel your membership this year, this is it. The President is

turning eighty this June and he just told the Wall Street Journal that he absolutely refuses

to run on a treadmill because it is boring. He says watching people run for hours just isn't his vibe.

Instead, he claims his only form of exercise is playing a quick round of golf,

but almost never during the work week. The logic here is actually insane.

He has this long-standing theory that we are all born with a finite amount of energy.