Trump Speech Interrupts Survivor Finale

Interrupting the Survivor finale is the absolute quickest way to make an entire country

furious. Imagine you are locked in, popcorn ready, waiting to see who

takes home the million dollars, and suddenly the screen cuts to the White House.

That is exactly what went down last night when President Trump commandeered prime time television

at 9 p.m., pausing everything from the Survivor finale on CBS to The Floor on Fox

and even the Jingle Ball. Instead of seeing the final tribal council,

viewers got a twenty minute speech where he insisted the country was absolutely dead a year ago

but is now the hottest place on earth. He claimed grocery prices are dropping rapidly,