Turtle Cast

Welcome to the Turtlecast. I'm your host, Turtle. And joining me today is Melanie Mac and

Hanna-Clare. I pay these women an exorbitant amount of money to sit there and smile

while I sexually harass them. But first, of course, I wanna talk about

Turtle Brand Coffee. It's overpriced coffee that you have no motive to pay the prices for

as its quality isn't any better than any other gourmet coffee. But you really should

buy some. Listen, my channel's under attack by the far left,

man. So just a little rundown. Our first segment today is gonna be

talking about Melanie Mac's feet, then we're gonna talk in detail about all the bowel movements