Two Fat Fucks in a Car

Fat Bill drags his chunky ass out. Beard looking like a dead raccoon.

Gray hair blowing everywhere like Santa after drinking all afternoon. He grunts when

he bends for the Stanley knife. Whole fucking floor starts begging for a new life.

There they go. Two fat fucks in a car again. Bill huffing like

a busted boiler. Tone spilling crumbs like rain again. One looks like Christmas,

got drunk and quit. Other one's a sloppy bastard covered in food and

shit. Two fat fucks in a rusty ass car. Road's got potholes.

Nah, that's just them, man. Fat Tony squeezes in the seat,