Blorpo the Talking Corgi

Hi, I'm Blorpo! I might be a corgi! You might notice my shirt. I actually sleep

in a cozy wombat burrow with my mom, sometimes my dad, and it is incredibly comfortable.

I usually sleep like a log, except when I dream about wheatgrass. Have you tried

it? It tastes absolutely terrible, like chewing on a lawn mower.

Otherwise, life is great. I love dog biscuits and watching football on TV.

And this is Emu-Boy, my best friend. He's a stuffed koala.