Unexpected Conversations with a Bank Robber

My important person essay is on a bank robber I found on the phone. I asked,

"How did you first get into bank robbing?" He said he just fell into it. I get it.

Sometimes you need to check into a hotel, but your ID says you're 43 and it's

written in pencil. When my dad gets mad, I have to remind him,

"If you hit him, your hand will smell like ointment and pee." When we were trapped,

my sister asked if I had a way out. "Oh wait, here's a grappling hook and an escalator.

Silly me." I'll see you in hell.