Universal Awkward Moments

You ever notice how the second you sit down to eat dinner, your parents suddenly

remember every single question they've ever wanted to ask you? Like I'm literally

mid-bite and my mom goes, so how was school, did you finish that project,

did you call your grandmother, why is your room a mess. And at school,

the teacher always calls on you the one time you weren't paying attention. Every other time

your hand is up, silence. But zone out for two seconds and suddenly it's your

name echoing through the classroom. Or when you're walking down the hallway and see someone

you kind of know, so you do that awkward half smile and look away real quick. Then you see them