How I Became Fat Spider-Man

Once upon a time, in a world filled with towering skyscrapers and cries

for help, lived a little hero with a big dream. He longed to

be like his idol, the amazing Spider-Man. He envisioned himself swinging through the

city, rescuing cats from trees, and thwarting villains with witty banter.

A friendly neighborhood web-slinger was his ultimate aspiration. But our hero also harbored another

deep, profound love: snacks. All the snacks. Every single,

delicious one. His dedication to culinary exploration was truly unparalleled. And so,

through a rigorous training regimen involving strategic snacking and extensive taste-testing, he underwent a