Vaporeon: The Ideal Pokémon for Humans

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,

Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg

group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’

tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks,

and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough

with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that

an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have

sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract,