Vaseline: The Ultimate Skincare Secret

“Alright, skincare gremlins, gather up because we need to talk about the chaotic

little miracle called Vaseline. Yes, the goo in the blue-lid tub your grandma

used for everything except fixing her attitude. And honestly? The old woman was

onto something.” “First of all—Vaseline on finger hairs before shaving? I’m sorry,

WHAT? Why did nobody alert me? Apparently it keeps your pores calm

and stops your tiny finger whiskers from growing back like porcupine needles. I have been robbed

of smooth-finger glory for decades.” “Next—this Vaseline plus sugar scrub situation.

Oh. My. Stars. Mix them together and suddenly you’re