Victorian English: A Dramatic Perspective

Victorian English is literally just people trying to be dramatic for no reason.

Conjugal is just behavior that only exists because you are legally stuck together.

Profound is when a post hits so deep you stop scrolling and stare at the wall.

A commotion is basically everyone glitching out like NPCs with bad pathing, while erudition

is physically flexing how much you know. Ablutions is just washing your face but making it sound

like a church ritual. Vulgar means you have zero aura, and rank is a straight-up sensory assault.

Reticence is knowing the answer but leaving the whole room on read. Honestly,

history is just drama with a thesaurus.