Vlad the Orc: Eldritch Boom

Vlad the Orc's wild and proud. Never whispers, always loud. He sees a

problem, lifts his hand, and paints the sky with emerald sand.

Hail his Eldritch Boom! No time to think. He fires first

and spills his drink. Hail his Eldritch Boom! No fear,

no doubt. One spell in, ten taverns out. Once he served Putin,

dark and cruel. A master of chains, a cosmic ghoul. But Vlad said,

"No more leash, no cage," and tore that pact with burning rage.

Now he bows to Osama bin Vlad-an, explosive and kind, a light in