Voices in the Vents

My neighbor kept reporting me for “screaming at night.” The problem is… I live alone.

I’m a 29M living in a quiet apartment complex. Moved here after a breakup,

hoping for peace. Three months in, my downstairs neighbor a woman in her 60s kept knocking on

my door at random hours. “Please stop screaming in the middle of the night.”

I laughed the first time. I sleep like a rock. Definitely not a sleep-screamer.

But she insisted she heard it through the vents. I brushed it off… until the building

manager emailed me about noise complaints at 3AM. “Male screaming.” I told them I had

a sleep-tracking sound machine that would’ve recorded anything — they didn’t care.