Wally’s Shaved Butt Mishap

Once in a forest, there was a wolf named Wally who decided his life would be better

if he shaved his butt cheeks. So there he was, behind a tree, very focused and

very serious. A squirrel walked by, stared, and said,

“Bro… why?” The razor slipped, Wally yelped, jumped into a mud puddle,

and came out with a shiny mud-coated butt. The animals laughed, Wally ran away embarrassed,

and from that day on he was known as the smoothest and fastest wolf in the woods—because

he never stopped running.