Welcome to Cube Life

I just punched a tree with my bare hands and it worked. In Minecraft, nothing makes sense

and everything is square. The sheep, the clouds, even your dreams

are cubic here. First mission: craft a wooden pickaxe because apparently that's how you survive

in a world made of blocks. You take wood, smash it into planks, turn planks into

sticks, and boom, you're holding a tool that looks like it was made

by a kindergartner. But here's the crazy part: this wooden pickaxe is your ticket to diamonds,

to the Nether, to fighting a literal dragon. You start by punching trees like a maniac,

and you end up building castles in the sky. That's Minecraft. No tutorial, no hand holding,