What If Santa Was A Chicken?

What if Santa was a chicken cluckin' round the snow? Feathers flyin' in the chimney,

presents in his beak, whoa. Would he lay eggs instead of toys?

Would he cluck for all the girls and boys? What if Santa was a chicken?

Cluck, cluck, cluckin' through the night. No reindeer,

just a rooster kickin'. Feathers lay in mid-flight. Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,

oh, oh-oh-oh-oh. Feather's lay in mid-flight. He'd wear a red

comb, not a hat, and gobble cookies just like that. The elves would

squawk instead of honk, from the chicken drum. Would he cross the