What People Do in Long Showers

People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there?

Zoning out in deep meditation thought. Trying to avoid the rest of the day for as long

as possible. If you cup your hands against your rib cage you can make a pool of water

and then drop it with a satisfying splash. I pretty much do that Or,

let the water flow down your arms and shoot from your fingertips. Basically a superpower!

I disassociate, replay my entire life, solve fake arguments, then come back when

the water runs cold. Mmmm hot water Double shampoo, rinse, conditioner,

rinse, comb in the leave in, wash face, wash body,