When Sleep Becomes Illegal

Well caffeinate my coffin and call me restless, picture a world where sleep’s illegal!

Everyone on Red Bull probation, coffee counted as medicine, and beds turned

into black-market contraband. CEOs braggin’, ‘I haven’t blinked in three years!’

Dreaming becomes an underground sport. So yeah, if sleep got banned, we’d hit peak productivity,

right before hittin’ the floor.”