When the Baboinky Explodes

Whenever I'm up moinking my fucking baboinky, i feel amazing but when all hell breaks

loose and my baboinky decides its had enough. thats when your safest bet is to

boimp as far away as fucking possible and never mope back. One time, i didn't follow

this rule, my baboinky fucking had enough, but i kept moinking the shit out of

that thing. 'i'm not afraid of my baboinky!' i said in denial. but then when i

least expected it my baboinky fucking exploded all over my babadaboobiedoo, my babadaboobiedoo

was now fucking covered in jok, it was so bad i had to move to another gabagoosh after

that horrific incident...