When Your Brother Hears You Want to Be a Model

So I'm at the mall in front of Hotdogs USA and this woman comes up to me and tells me that I

have what it takes to be a model. Ah! You guys want to take this or should

I just jump in? Axl. A model? That's great. I know!

And she said she or one of her associates could train me to be a model, and even get me

glossy headshots all for $500. Okay, look, I know what you

all are thinking, but I've seen pictures of supermodels when they were my age and they are not

that great. She said I have it. Sure, if by it you mean

no chance of ever in a million years, even if everybody else in the world were dead except