When Your Dog Sees Your Balance

Warning. Your dog just saw your bank account balance. That slow turn.

That frozen stare at the two thousand dollar display. Your pet now knows exactly how broke

you are. Those raised ears aren't cute anymore. They're judgment. Pure financial judgment.

Every time you said you couldn't afford the premium treats. Every bargain brand kibble purchase.

It all makes sense now. Your dog is silently calculating every cheap toy and delayed

vet visit. The trust is broken. They know your secrets. And they're planning their next move

to a wealthier household. Sleep with one eye open tonight.