Why Octopuses Hate Swimming

Octopuses have three hearts, which already sounds illegal. Two hearts pump

blood to the gills, and one pumps it to the rest of the body. Here’s the weird

part. When an octopus swims, the main heart stops beating.

That’s why octopuses prefer crawling instead of swimming. Swimming literally exhausts them.

Imagine your heart saying, “Yeah, we’re not doing that.”

So next time you’re avoiding cardio, just remember— octopuses are elite athletes

who also hate running.