Why Roblox Feels Half-Finished

OKAY. WHY does Roblox feel like a half-finished thought that somehow went public.

Every time I log in, it’s like: “WELCOME BACK, USER.”

No you don’t. You don’t know me. You don’t know my pain. I click a game called

“FREE ADMIN OBBY TYCOON RP” and suddenly I’m in a gray box with no floor, a badge pops up

that says “You survived.” Survived WHAT. THE LOADING SCREEN? And WHY is every avatar either:

A realistic human with pores A floating head with spider legs A bacon hair that

has seen things There is no in-between. Roblox skipped the middle stages of evolution.

Also explain this. WHY do games take 17 years to load, but the moment I touch a laser it’s