Windy Park Shenanigans

“Bro… I’m at the park with my girl just minding my business… and the wind decides

to commit a felony. Her skirt FLIPS all the way up— and this grandpa does NOT hesitate.

Man stands up like it’s roll call and yells: ‘FREE VIP SHOW TODAY??’ I’m like,

‘Sir… please… that was literally just the wind.’ He looks at me dead serious and goes,

‘Wind? Bro… her panties say WELCOME.’ Like… zero shame. Full villain arc.

She went home and deleted every single pair that had words on it.

Didn’t even blink. But the grandpa? Bro’s STILL sitting on that same bench… like an NPC waiting

for the next cutscene. Lowkey… he probably thinks we’re coming back for Episode 2.”