Winter-Proof Your Windows with Plastic Wrap

Alright listen up, I’m about to explain these plastic window insulation kits like your landlord

should’ve. This thing is basically Saran Wrap for your entire window. We’re gift-wrapping

your house because it can’t handle winter like an adult. You take the double-sided tape,

slap that plastic sheet on like you’re putting a Band-Aid on a wound that needs stitches,

and pray it sticks. Then you grab a hair dryer and absolutely blast it like you’re trying to interrogate

it for state secrets. The heat makes the plastic shrink from sad, saggy grocery bag

to drum-tight NASA forcefield. And boom—drafts? Blocked. Cold air?

Denied like a fake ID at a club. Congrats, you just weatherproofed your entire window