You Can’t Jerk Off There

Your best friend's chair. Someone's got to tell you. You can't jerk

off there. The grocery store aisle, the subway train. Your buddy's car. Now he thinks

you're insane. At your sister's wedding. Did you even care?

Someone's gotta tell you. You can't jerk off there. Can't jerk off

there. No, no, no. Stop it,

Johnny before you catch a charge. Can't go within two hundred feet of a schoolyard.

Keep it in your pants. No, not at the fair.

Johnny, no, you can't jerk off there.