You Can't Jerk Off There

Your best friend's chair. Someone's got to tell you. You can't jerk

off there. The grocery store. Ah, the subway train. Your buddy's car.

Now he thinks you're insane. At your sister's wedding. Did you even

care? Someone's gotta tell you. You can't jerk off there.

Can't jerk off there. No, no, no.

Stop it, Johnny before you catch a charge. Can't go within two hundred feet

of a schoolyard. Keep it in your pants. No, not at the

fair. Johnny, no, you can't jerk off there.