"Your Bank Account's Sassy Roast"

Script #1 – “Your Bank Account Roasts You” Visual style: Fast zoom-ins on

phone screen Red arrows + big bold text Sarcastic male AI voice (deadpan,

slightly evil) Full Script (copy-paste into Zebracat/Revid/Higgsfield): (Phone notification sound + dramatic

zoom on banking app opening) Text on screen: “You finally check your balance…”

(Balance shows: $12.47) Voice (slow, judging): “Wow… $12.47.

Living like a king, huh?” (Fast cuts: Starbucks receipt → Uber Eats → random Amazon

package) Voice: “Maybe stop buying oat milk lattes… energy drinks… and mystery packages

you forget about in 3 days.” (Close-up of sad cat meme or crying Jordan face)