Your Body: Constantly Renewing, Constantly Aging

What the fuck do you mean your body replaces itself every 7 to 10 years? That's right,

you dumbass. The cells that make up your stupid body right now are not the same fucking

cells you had a decade ago. Your body is constantly murdering old cells and shitting out

new ones like some sort of biological assembly line that never takes a goddamn break.

Here's the wild part. Every fucking day, your body is producing 330 BILLION new

cells. That's 3.8 million cells PER SECOND. Your skin? That bitch replaces

itself every 2 to 4 weeks. Your stomach lining? Those poor bastards only last 2 to 5

fucking days before they get annihilated by stomach acid and replaced. Your red blood cells?