Your Phone Is Using You

Bro your phone isn’t even a phone anymore, it’s basically your second brain, like you don’t remember

birthdays or passwords or even your own address without that little glowing rectangle of doom,

and every time it buzzes your brain just goes DOPAMINE TIME BABYYYY like an explosion going

off in your skull, and honestly your phone knows you better than your mom because it knows

what you like, what you hate, and that you watched that one weird video seventeen times

at three in the morning, and don’t even get me started on the algorithm because

you watch ONE frog video and suddenly your entire feed is like “HEY BESTIE HERE’S FOUR HUNDRED

MORE,” and at this point you’re not using your phone, your phone is using YOU,