Your Stomach Turns Everything to Mush

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Doesn't matter if you ate crispy fries,

a baked potato, or actual mashed potatoes, by the time your stomach acid gets

done with it, everything becomes the same mushy paste. Your brain knows you ate something

crunchy and delicious, but your stomach is down there just squishing everything into baby food consistency.

It's like having a blender installed in your body that erases all food texture.

That fancy steak you paid fifty bucks for? Mashed. Those perfect chocolate

chip cookies? Mashed. Your stomach is the ultimate equalizer that turns gourmet

meals and gas station snacks into the exact same goop. So technically you could eat mashed