Biscuit: El Perro Millonario Influencer

My dog just became a millionaire influencer and I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

So Biscuit started by accidentally stepping on my phone and posting a blurry photo of his paws.

Within hours it had 50,000 likes because apparently people thought it was some deep artistic

statement about perspective. Now he has 2.3 million followers and gets sent designer dog

beds worth more than my rent. Companies are literally paying him six figures to wear tiny sunglasses

and sit next to their products. The craziest part is he's actually better at engagement

than most human influencers because he just stares directly into the camera with those big innocent

eyes and people lose their minds. Yesterday he got offered his own Netflix show.